Overheard in Downtown Cincinnati

So, I'm totally I'm totally ripping that title off from the DCist, but I admit it. Accept me.

But, I overhead the most amazing line today when walking to my car. I had to laugh, because it was so amazingly absurd.

Redneck man at bus stop to classy woman in nice sports car:

"Baby, you're the hottest thing since fire. Why don't you give me a ride?"

I have a feeling that guy is going to be at the bus stop for a long, long time.