Another sign of the apocalypse

Mitt Romney won the Michigan primary today, bringing us one step closer to him winning the nomination, the presidency, and causing the end of the world as we know it.

At a minimum, it hastens my move to Canada.

Apparently a bunch of people are voting for Mitt because they think he's hot and looks presidential with his perfectly coiffed head of hair. I think the CNN story on this subject made me die a little inside.

Holy Locust!

Ok, so this is some biblical, end-of-days insect craziness. I knew our Newser widget would come in handy. How else would I find this stuff?