Mitt Romney won the Michigan primary today, bringing us one step closer to him winning the nomination, the presidency, and causing the end of the world as we know it.
At a minimum, it hastens my move to Canada.
Apparently a bunch of people are voting for Mitt because they think he's hot and looks presidential with his perfectly coiffed head of hair. I think the CNN story on this subject made me die a little inside.
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Having read the sad and terrible news about Michigan, this is the first place I came for analysis. The "too-good-looking" angle is so ... what? ... so stupid.
On the plus side, I think "armageddon burger" would be a good name for whatever the next, biggest, caloriest, fattiest fast food hamburger is.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6498304/
I guess Hardee's could add a couple of patties and name it the Armageddon Thickburger.
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