Jack Bauer for President

So as the race for president in 2008 heats up (and I can't really describe how excited I am for 1/20/09), I figured I'd make my own suggestion for President. Obama is ok. Hillary is fine. But me... I'm supporting Jack Bauer for President. Here are 5 reasons why this fictional character played by Kiefer Sutherland (yes, visualize Kiefer giving the SOTU Address) is better than George W. Bush. And quite frankly, at this point, that's really all we can hope for.

1. Jack Bauer turned out OK and his dad and brother were WAY more evil than George Bush I and brother Jeb.

2. Jack Bauer actually catches terrorists.

3. Jack Bauer was in a Chinese prison and lived to tell about it.

4. Jack Bauer can say nuclear -- AND -- disarm the weapons when under pressure.

5. Jack Bauer has been around since 2001 and he still has insanely high approval ratings.

I'm sure there are more reasons. Heck, I'm sure we can think of reasons that Kiefer Sutherland would be a better president than GW--after all, the man was in The Lost Boys and Flatliners!