- First, as indicated in the tweet above, Gandalf supports a running game. In the mines of Moria when Gandalf forbade the Balrog from crossing the bridge, he made it clear: "You shall not pass!" The great white wizard would never encourage Frodo to recklessly pass the ring to Sam in the face of a sizeable Orc offensive line. Slow and steady wins the race in Gandalf's book, and he knows that if you depend on your most reliable guys, they'll come through for you.
- Gandalf doesn't suffer fools on defense. Remember at the walls of Minas Tirith, when he was waving around his staff and telling the soldiers to get their asses back to the wall and not let anyone through. Or, when he knew some unspeakable monster was about to break down the gates, but he told the defenders they would stand their ground regardless? Yeah, Bengals, you need to do that. For serious.
- Gandalf supports trick plays. Remember when he cleverly smuggled his staff into the palace in The Two Towers to remove the curse from Theoden, King of Rohan? Bengals, Gandalf would tell you to use trick plays to "draw out the Jets defense, like poison from a wound!" And, those of us watching the game on the teevee, we'd enjoy that too. God knows, we've suffered enough from Bengals shenanigans in 2010.
Using Gandalf's strategies, I think the Bengals could have a good shot at victory. And that is necessary, because I can't handle another game like Sunday's. Worst case scenario, I'll check to see if Harry Potter is on ABC Family.
Awesome photo above found on www.sodahead.com. Seriously, and awesome photo.
Awesome photo above found on www.sodahead.com. Seriously, and awesome photo.
5 comments:
Very nice post! Being a long time Bengals fan is tough, but you have helped me to see some humor in the situation.
Wait, are you calling Nick Mangold an Orc? Is that an insult? This is probably a brilliant post - in fact, I'm certain of it - but I admit that I was pretty much lost after "mines of Moria."
Thanks Tom! I'm glad this could brighten your day a little.
YEO, someone needs to tie you to a chair and make you watch all three LOTR movies. Do you appreciate Harry Potter at least?
I liked Harry Potter for a while - saw the first two or three movies and read the first three books. I think I got to page 100 of the fourth book and just gave up, due to Potter Exhaustion Syndrome. I sincerely hope this is enough to keep me on the editorial board of WBB.
I'm not sure who this @armonde guy is, but it's obvious that he has a keen sense of pop culture and a witty way of presenting his point of view
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