Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Another Round of Celebrity Endorsements


I never really thought any candidate could match the power of Huckabee's Chuck Norris endorsement, and everyone's favorite Texas Ranger did a great job of proving me right. I really believe he deserves some credit for Huckabee's outstanding showing in the Super Tuesday primaries. My dad, a typical Republicrat, digs Obama, but would really like to see Chuck as the Director of Homeland Security. So, he's torn. I don't blame him.

But lucky for my dad, he doesn't have to worry about the Homeland Security Director position being filled by dweebs in an Obama administration. Obama has Hulk's endorsement! (Thanks Mel, one of WBB's loyal readers, for that tip) That's right, the democrats have their own all American hero. This could be a game changer, my friends.

While that's clearly the most exciting recent celebrity endorsement, here are a few more to ponder, thanks to Brenner's great find at Sorry for the Convenience:

Hillary Clinton: Madeline Albright (ok, she kind of kicks ass), Geraldine Ferraro, Jon S. Corzine, and Diane Feinstein.

Barack Obama: John Kerry, Scarlett Johansson, Larry David and assorted Kennedys.

Mike Huckabee: Duncan Hunter, Jim Gilchrist (but does he really need anyone other than Chuck?)

John McCain: Arnold Schwarzenegger (well done old man!), Sylvester Stallone (Rambo vs. Chuck? I'm still banking on Chuck.), Henry Kissinger, Joe Lieberman

Ron Paul: Arlo Guthrie, Howard Stern

Mitt Romney (argh): Ann Coulter (I actually hate her more than I hate Mitt Romney. I think this is an example of an endorsement that hurts more than it helps. I actually feel kind of sorry for Mitt.), Orrin Hatch (barf), Tom Tancredo, Dennis Hastert -- This list alone gives enough reason not to vote for Mitt Romney. Geez! What a heinous list of endorsements.

So, there you have it. Got any new endorsements to add? And who would you pick in a celebrity death match, Chuck Norris or Hulk Hogan?


Greg said...

Are you going to add Snoop's endorsement to this list when he decides if he is going to vote for Hillary or Obama?

And I made this comment on Joe Hedges' facebook the other day, but if Ann Coulter dropped dead in a forest, would she make a sound?

brenner said...



Party time!

Greg said...

McCain/Huckabee ticket now?

I fear that ticket would win, and McCain will die in office, and to save money and help balance the budget, President Huckabee will have the nation's electricity turned off.

Yeah, Huckabee's a real funny guy, and he hangs out with Chuck Norris, but I shudder to think what would happen if he's sitting in the Oval Office.

brenner said...

That's a scary thought. Maybe we can use Laura's blog as a platform for getting Romney to re-enter the race. Hmmmm.

Greg said...

Maybe Hillary or Obama will win, and we won't have to worry about crossing that bridge.

Anonymous said...

I don't know how to feel about all of this. It's so overwhelming. The mixture of joy and sadness confuses me.

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