Thursday, January 17, 2008

How Oprah killed my joy

In case you haven't heard, Oprah is creating herself a cable network called OWN. This is tragic for one very important reason. OWN is replacing the source of my cable joy, the Discovery Health Channel.

Where am I going to go to see 400-pound tumors removed from people's legs? Where will I see people who have lost 300 pounds get a bunch of hangy skin taken off? Where will I watch ER doctors save the life of someone impaled by a metal pole in a freak interstate accident? And, where will I find Dr. G Medical Examiner?

When OWN goes on the air in 2009, it will be a dark day. A dark day indeed.

1 comment:

brenner said...

Why do "Oprah" and "400-pound tumor" always show up in the same breath?

I wonder if she'll introduce the network herself by speaking about her "Crash" moment while shopping for ultra-luxury goods on the Champs Elysees.

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